What Have Me or My Cumdumpster Sister Been Up To?

nikki hilton - three hole tool
Originally uploaded by ranges 3rd.

Apparently nothing... some who might have followed my previous blog "The Nigger Factor" might have noticed that I took the Hilton Sisters to task quite often. Some accused me of having a fetish for Paris. Maybe so, but turn the mirror on yourself -- the entire western WORLD has had a fetish for Paris Hilton. Her name itself sparks up mental images of romance, hot sex, trashy underwear, good food and just a rollicking good time.

Since the demise of my previous blog, I've been curiously away from the tabloids and anything that smacks of pop culture reading (if you can call skimming Us Weekly in the check-out line at Ralph's reading) -- except for brief snippets of the Earth-shattering failed marriage of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We all knew it wasn't going to last - especially without any kids.

I watched Prescott's Grandson take the Oath of Office and swear to "end tyranny." What kind of grandiose, bloated, head-in-the-clouds statement is that?

As Presidents Ford, Clinton and Bush Sr. watched the Cowpoke from Crawford, Texas genuflect to the Chief Justice, the Death Nell of Pax Americana was sounding across the globe. In Beijing they were cheering, because Pax Chung-Kuo is dawning as we speak.

Needless to say the collapse of any empire is nasty business, resultant in tumultuous upheavals, the abject loss of knowledge, and rioting in the streets (my favorite catch phrase that I picked up from investment guru Jim Rogers in his book INVESTMENT BIKER).

I start 2005 with a curiously different outlook than any previous year in my last 15 years... hopefully this will be my last full year as a resident of the United States. Why do I plan on becoming an expatriate? Check back next week, next month, next quarter... it'll all be apparent.

Well back to my sabbactical.

The search for Ramses isn't quite over yet.