Urban Rumors - 1st Installment

This was sent to me, I find it hilarious, but hopfully not true.

Unfortunately, the word on the street (which has been confirmed by a probation officer) is that the 60's stole 160 kilo's of cocaine from the Mexican Mafia. In retaliation, the Mexican Mafia and other Mexican gangs have decided to target and kill 400-1000 black men of all ages who are wearing white t-shirts. This is not limited to the freeways..... I understand that this is very real and very serious. Please pass this on to EVERYONE that you know. I suggest you do not wear any white shirts at all if possible. Also, if you have on a dress shirt, consider wearing your jacket over it....

I was the BIGGEST champion to end this robot, slavish, no-style-having craze/fad/phase of urban street gear! The white longboy T-shirt is perhaps the laughable uniform worn in the streets since i don't know when! Hip-hop clothing styles went 180, back in the late 80s it was vibrant color epitomized by Cross-Colors, the 90s and early 21st Century gave way to a blank, soulless, bleached whiter-than-white T-Shirt (usually not even 100% cotton) - not marking, no logos (which is good), not silk screening - nothing.

And now is it really going to be "open season" on these fools who sport this? (I see that white dudebros weren't so into sporting this cheap form of the urban rag)

As Elmer Fudd said, "It's duck season, no wabbit season!" Either way, niggas need to stop wearing this uniform and get their hands out of the air with the other cunts, and rehumanize their street stylistics.