ENOUGH Already

I guess we're not going to stop hearing about Jennifer Aniston's romantic woes... as Vanity Fair moved up her cover story to this month's.

All I can say is... her pussy ain't gold, and obviously Angelina's vaginal juices are more potent. Is she a good person? Don't know, and neither does 99% of the people gobbling up all the shit and dirt that's been splattered on the tabloids for the past 6+ months. I hope she's a good person, and therefore deserving happiness. But as a uber-successful actress the odds are against.

I was talking with a friend of mine and she told me that she refused to see the wonderful action-romantic-comedy MR. & MRS. SMITH because it featured the great chemistry between the former Mr. Aniston - Brad Pitt, and the former Mrs. Billy Bob Thorton -- Angelina Jolie -- all because of the cheating that those two did on poor little Jennifer.

I don't know Jennifer (but jugding by those nipples I'd like to!), but she can't feel that bad because cheating and imploding relations is par for the course of celebrity weddings, and for that matter any time when the woman in a marriage is especially powerful and has a hoarde of sycophants around. Plus relationships bust out -- she's part of the micro-age, a child of concrete & steel of the 20th century, marriages aren't supposed to last for us. Or maybe it's the concept that one's first marriage is "for practice" and the second one is the keeper... too bad this was Jen's second memory.

You know what's funny about this image of her that I dug up... you never she her exploiting that kind of dick-stiffening sexuality in her film roles! I wonder if she embraced that cunniligus-inducing outward behavior on screen more, would she be what everyone accuses Jolie of being? Hard to say... but I'd wage that Jennifer is no where near as self-destructive and destructive to her men as Angelina Jolie.

By the end of next year, Jennifer will be with her next man, and SO WILL ANGELINA. The question is, what's going to happen to Brad Pitt's career... you think I'm tripping? Look at the careers of all the men Jolie has left in her wake.