I Mean Really?!?!?!

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POLITICS – OLD SKOOL CHI-TOWN STYLE
 
So the Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich showed the pink of his ass as he was forced to do the perp walk from the Governor’s Mansion early yesterday morning – Law Enforcement got his ass on some pretty wild, near cinematic, corruption charges. As this muthafucka was looking to sell President-Elect Barak Obama's vacated Senate seat -- wtf??

Here’s some quote from Blagojevich’s shit-filled mouth via the Fed's wire tap:
“I want to make money… the seat is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.”
“I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fucking nothing. I’m not gonna do it. And, and I can always use it.”
Rowdy Roddy even called up the Tribune Company looking to axe reporters who have a tendency to call him on his shit, “our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ‘em the fuck out of there and get us some editorial support.”
 
Far be it from me to laugh a dumb-ass politicians (well, that’s not true) – but U.S Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald rancorously stated that that Roddy Blag had “taken the state to a new low!”

What’s even more fucked in the head is, Roddy Blagojevich was daring the Authorities to wire tap him! Daring them! In my experience when a muthafucka does that, it’s time to check with the FBI ‘cause you best believe they is already recording all that muthafuckas convos! And such was the case with Blagojevich… I’m mean, I don’t know who is worse Orenthal James Simpson, disaffectionately called “The Juice” or Rowdy Roddy Blageojevich! Each demonstrated a level of pigheaded boolshit, that I’m just cackling and cackling as I write this.
 
What kills me is that Blagojevich had been under investigation for FIVE FUCKING YEARS because of his extra dubious fund-raising and influence-peddling schemes – and apparently he was oblivious to the Feds on his ass or, or once Obama had solidified his DC power-base and knew that he needed a Senator to help him keep the dead GOP from coming back to life, Obama pressure the US Attorney to drop a hammer on Rowdy Roddy. Word on the street is that Rahm Emmanuel had a hand in this, 'cause Rowdy Roddy could have caused problems in the future by putting the wrong sumbitch in the Senate seat.
 
I guess we won’t know the truth about that, only can guess.